Spank That Donkey

Sung to the tune of the National Anthem... Oh Jose, can you seeeee, the pucks flying behind you.... into the Netttt!  You were so broadly hailed...... as the savior of theeeeee...... Cap..i..tals..... But now you play like crap....

Good thing Capitals owner Ted Leonsis and coach Bruce Beaudreau got Olie Kolzig out of town.... Oh wait a minute, who are the worthless, ungrateful Capitals fans to blame now for the team losing?  Certainly not the teams defense?

What?  Where was is their Golden boy Huet?  Oh, they play him tonight, because he was so dedicated to the Captials, that he took a dump on them, and served it up hot to management signing with the Chicago Blackhawks...

Meanwhile I hear the Caps are over the salary cap by a mere $2.6 million... says McPhee:

Discussing those moves publicly for the first time, McPhee said 2007 first-round draft pick Alzner was not demoted because of salary-cap considerations.

Well it certainly didn't cross your mind at all now did it?