Spank That Donkey

(click, drink, click, drink, click,drink, beer goggles installed)

 This special alert email was sent to me tonight... I too have been a victim, and through my pain & shame, I felt this should be passed along as a public service:

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties &local pubs to be
alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer".

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in
bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs. Beer is used by female
sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go
home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then
simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men
will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom
they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly
what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that
"something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases,
the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a
longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as " marriage".
Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and
sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it,
there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your
shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up Golf Courses" in the phone book.

Hat Tip http://www.grassrootspa.org

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool
he noticed that the bartender was a robot.
The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?" 
The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the
man had ever had.
The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity,
inter-stellar space travel, the latest medical break
through, etc.......
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try
a different tact.
He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what
he would have? "A Martini please." 

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This is hilarious !!!  Hat Tip Political Gadfly of PA...